Shipping

We will hustle to get your order out the door within 3 days (business days, we aren't slaves and don't do weekends. We're drunk on the weekends anyway so it's best to wait, you know for quality purposes). 

All orders will be sent by courier and you'll receive an automated email with tracking details once it leaves us. 

We will pack the shit out of your order to make sure it gets to you safely. If it arrives and it's a bit fucked, let us know ASAP becuase we will kick the Courier's ass! Take photos, send them through and we'll put it right (on the next available business day, as per above).