Sorry I'm late, I was masturbating

"Sorry I'm late, I was masturbating".

Time flies when you're having fun!

Handmade in New Zealand, this upcycled vintage plate features a bold, sweary design—perfect for quirky home décor, unique gifts, or adding a cheeky touch to your kitchen.

These swear plates will add a touch of splendor to your walls, shelf or china cabinet. These decorative treasures showcase your clever, weird or downright sick sense of humour.

Shop Potty Mouth NZ for one-of-a-kind, offensive plates with fast NZ-wide shipping!

All plates include a black plastic plate stand.

Dimensions:
22.5cm x 22.5cm

Stamp:
Delphine Bone China

Character:
These are upcycled vintage plates and ornaments. Therefore, some items may have slight marks, scratches or staining which add to their unique character.

Care:
These are NOT intended to be used for food. They are 100% for decorative use only. They are NOT dishwash safe and should be cleaned carefully using a damp cloth only.